A Martin Short profile pegged to his Broadway show, a David Duchovny profile pegged to his new movie and a roundup of info on the winners and losers from the summer theater season. Will I ever get done? Yes. Will I be Popsurfing today? Not with two movies tonight followed by a performance by Candi Staton at Bowery Ballroom. Heck,I haven't even eaten yet and I've got to get my mail and swing by NYCD. Help, I need an intern!
Dear Sir,
ReplyDeleteI am writing you to apply for your open intern position. I currently researching the lives of personal assistants for an indy film in which I will be the lead. I am willing to work for DVDs and Yankee tickets.
Sincerely,
Christian Bale
When can you start? Please.
ReplyDeleteNo, seriously. You can start right away. Call me. Please.
ReplyDeleteOh and our dress code is casual.
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