Thursday, June 29, 2006

Paris Hilton Is A Pop Star

Her first single debuts at #18 on the Billboard charts. Reality TV, movies, books and now music. Is there anything Paris can't do poorly? I don't think so.

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  1. Things Paris can't do:
    a) Register to vote (well, she could but she obviously chooses not to)
    b) Get off the phone (even when she's shtupping!)
    c) Finish a meal
    d) Diagram a sentence

    Anyone have any more?

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  2. Heck, I can't diagram a sentence either. Some more things I doubt she can do:

    pay taxes (not if she has a good tax attorney)
    eat a hearty meal
    read a book, including her own

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