Hollywood Announces EVERY Comic Book Character That Has Ever Existed Will Get Their Own Movie

Not really. But it sure seems like that, what with Warner Bros. announcing they'll be making Doom into a movie. (Of course, the flurry of announcements comes because they're holding Comic Con in San Diego.) Still, I can't help imagining that Space Ghost is at home wondering why he jumped at the talk show and didn't hold out for more. And Captain Marvel (of Shazam! fame) and Isis sit by the phone and wait...and wait...and wait...and wait.