Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Tim Burton's Oscar Press Release

Director Tim Burton put out a press release commenting on the nomination of "Tim Burton's Corpse Bride" for Best Animated Feature alongside "Wallace & Gromit's The Curse of the Were-Rabbit" and "Howl's Moving Castle."

What Tim Burton said: "I am thrilled that Corpse Bride has been nominated and especially happy for all of the artists that worked on the project."

What Tim Burton should have said: "HA HA! Screw you, CGI! Shut out at the Oscars by hand-drawn old-schoolers like Miyazaki and young, hip back-to-the-future stop-motion animators like me and my homey Nick Parks in the UK! Computers suck! (And thank God Pixar didn't put out a movie this year.)"

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