Michael Jackson's Uttter Collapse

It's not desperately avoiding bankruptcy by selling off all his assets. It's not endless accusations of child molestation he either spends his way out of or slips past with high-priced lawyers. It's not watching Neverland get padlocked while the amusement park starts to look like Coney Island in the 80s. Nope, for me the final collapse of Michael Jackson comes when the singer who is one of the biggest selling acts of all time says he's going to record his next album for the Bahrain-based label Two Seas Records. It's as if Jerry Seinfeld became so toxic he had to launch his next sitcom in North Korea. They say the album will be out in 2007, which translated into Michael Jackson-ese means somewhere around 2012.