The Worst "Grand Prize" In The World

My friend Joseph V. stumbled on a contest at Jack Spade. (I love their bags.) It has perhaps the worst grand prize in the history of contests. Sure the trip destination is cool: it's a restored 60s theme park called The Prehistoric Forest in Marblehead Ohio, which featured dinosaurs in their natural habitats and included train rides and pop guns for the kids to shoot at the T-Rex and so on. It was brought back to life in the 90s. Cool but what Jack Spade is offering are two BUS tickets to the park. Bus tickets? That's a little too retro, even for me.