America Online is Dead

Now it's AOL, for real. Just like Kentucky Fried Chicken is gone and is simply KFC. My name, by the way, is now officially MG. I'm not down with that cumbersome Michael Giltz anymore. Or should it be MJG? MG might be too much like the director McG. So call me MJG. Though of course that's pretty close to MJ, aka Michael Jackson aka every child's favorite playmate. So call me MJG but really fast so no one thinks I'm a thriller.