Can't Buy Me Love

Paul McCartney's divorce is turning into a circus. He fired the first salvo by claiming she was rude to staff. Now Heather Mills has reportedly shown up at their one-time London home for a scheduled visit with their daughter, only to find the locks had been changed. She lsot the moral high ground though by having her security guard scale the walls, prompting a phone call to the police. Sad. (But frankly, any woman who stops Paul McCartney from smoking pot can never be defended in my book. That's just wrong.)