Friday, November 10, 2006
Denise Richards Hurls Laptops At Little Old Ladies
But it's okay: she was aiming for the paparazzi. CNN says that photographers invaded the set of her new movie and describes Richards as being prompted to "toss" the laptops off a balcony. Others says she "threw" them. The little old ladies had minor injuries, but Richards' publicist unapologetically says that the photographers were so vile that "they are lucky their laptops were the only things that were thrown off the ledge." The film publicist avoids the idea of tossing or throwing altogether by saying, "To protect her safety she instinctively knocked the paparazzo's laptops off a ledge." Since most stars throw cell phones at their assistants, my brother Chris sees this as an escalation in the celeb arms race. Before you know it, he says, plasma TVs are going to be hurled all over the place.