Thursday, June 29, 2006

Paris Hilton Is A Pop Star

Her first single debuts at #18 on the Billboard charts. Reality TV, movies, books and now music. Is there anything Paris can't do poorly? I don't think so.


Joe B. said...

Things Paris can't do:
a) Register to vote (well, she could but she obviously chooses not to)
b) Get off the phone (even when she's shtupping!)
c) Finish a meal
d) Diagram a sentence

Anyone have any more?

Michael in New York said...

Heck, I can't diagram a sentence either. Some more things I doubt she can do:

pay taxes (not if she has a good tax attorney)
eat a hearty meal
read a book, including her own