Tuesday, August 15, 2006

David Copperfield Finds "Fountain of Youth!"

David Copperfield also discovers that newspapers will print ANYTHING. I mean, how can anyone write about this with a straight face? "I've discovered a true phenomenon," he told Reuters in a telephone interview.
"You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."
It just happens to be on a cluster of islands in the Bahamas he recently bought for $50 million. Maybe Ponce De Leon should have entered real estate rather than just exploring randomly.

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