Nothing Succeeds Like Failure

Jeff Zucker is the "Today" show wunderkind who took over NBC and has watched the network stumble into third and even fourth place. His only new hits worth mentioning are "Heroes" and cult shows like "The Office," which is only a hit as a Thursday sitcom is you ignore the 25 years NBC dominated that night. So what happens? He gets promoted to take over NBC Universal. Congratulations!