I Hate John From Cincinnati

I do. That's the new series from David Milch. They've just signed Bruce Greenwood to star in the drama for HBO about a surfing family in Southern California. Even the premise sounds stupid, though I'm sure Milch will be doing something fascinating. But this is the show that queered a fourth season for "Deadwood" and now that THIS season is almost over and we can see how tremendously exciting the show has become and how only a FOOL would cancel it when it's at the height of its powers and how a smart network would pull out all the stops to support it, well, let's just say if John From Cincinnati is walking down the street and sees me, he better cross over to the other side before I get all Swearengen on his ass.