The Bestseller List -- Scrotum!

"The Higher Power Of Lucky," the children's book that shocked a nation by using the word "scrotum" (I kid, of course) moves up to #2 on the children hardcover list. Meanwhile, the fiction list remains devoid of serious fiction, with Norman Mailer dropping off right quick down to #19. If book sales were votes, Barack Obama would be our next President, since his "Audacity Of Hope" is still #1 on the nonfiction list. And shhhhhh, but the #1 advice book is "The Secret."