Jack Sparrow Kills Tom Sawyer

Yes, word is that Disneyland may be turning the timid, low-key Tom Sawyer's Island attraction into a ribald pirate's hangout just in time for next summer's "Pirates 3" movie. Aaargghhh! I remember the Disney World version being pretty darn tame even when I was a 10 year old, so this mayn't be such a crime.