"I Could Eat A Knob At Night"

I don't even own an iPod at the moment (my last one was stolen in a burglary) but more and more I'm downloading Podcasts. My latest addiction -- and arguably the most popular Podcast in the world -- stars Ricky Gervais of the brilliant British sitcom The Office. He claims episodes of the show (they're up to 9 of 12) have been downloaded 2.5 million times. The breakout star is sidekick Kirk, who's become famous in the UK for his bizarre pronouncements. Kirk's most famous catchphrase came after they discussed a reality show where contestants had to eat an animal's penis. Kirk said he could never do that in the morning because he has a sensitive stomach. And then he said, "I could eat a knob at night." The rest -- T-shirts, dance remixes -- is history.