Tuesday, March 20, 2007

My "Daily Show" Bit

I already know what my first bit will be when I get hired by "The Daily Show" as their gay correspondent. I'll sit next to Jon, he'll introduce me as the newest member of the team, I'll start to speak but my cell phone will ring and I'll take the call and excitedly listen and tell the person "Hell, yes, make the deal!" Then I'll hang up and pause sheepishly. "Gosh, Jon, this is a little awkward. I really appreciate the opportunity to work here, but someone saw me on the show, liked what I was doing and well, I got a sitcom deal with FOX. So I'm gonna have to go now. But it's been great working here."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

perfect...